gosimpsonic:

Kookalamanza. Cool name.

gosimpsonic:

Slag off!

gosimpsonic:

spacetwinks:

Favorite characters in Game of Thrones:

Poochie The Rockin’ Dog

Whenever Poochie is not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking, “Where’s Poochie?”

gosimpsonic:

So, you don’t like the old time bikes, huh?

gosimpsonic:

So, you don’t like the old time bikes, huh?

A customer asked me to toast his bagel. "Can you toast it to about the color of your skin." Fuck off racist old dude. You can get the hell out of here.

yoisthisracist:

You should have just set that shit on fire and thrown it outside.

He probably thought they’d find it hilarious, too. Dumb old hateful piece of shit.

Nothing. They will be unstoppable.

Nothing. They will be unstoppable.

Please update your wank folders for this tragic selfie.

Please update your wank folders for this tragic selfie.

shmemson:

artifuss:

hanamurateruteru:

there is so much to this and it kills me every time

THIS IS ONE OF MY ETERNAL FAVES

That hat wobble, you guys.

I always wondered: is Oyster a parody of Stephen Jenkins, the guy from Third Eye Blind, or does Paul Rudd look so much like Stephen Jenkins that it was just a coincidence?