gosimpsonic:

"So, Lenny, what have we here?"
"My daddy said I could have any birthday party I want. My cake will be a picture of a dinosaur, and all the guests will say, ‘Why, Lenny, that’s a fine cake!’ Then, ‘Yes’, I’ll say."
I decided not to waste any more film on him after that.

gosimpsonic:

"So, Lenny, what have we here?"

"My daddy said I could have any birthday party I want. My cake will be a picture of a dinosaur, and all the guests will say, ‘Why, Lenny, that’s a fine cake!’ Then, ‘Yes’, I’ll say."

I decided not to waste any more film on him after that.

permanentsmile:

Flow Festival, Helsinki, August 2014

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

Aw. :(

Not Skinner but: “Yes! Eat ALL of our shirts!”

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
Anonymous

miniprof:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

why-i-love-comics:

Hawkeye & Mockingbird #1 - “Ghosts” (2010)

written by Jim McCann
art by David Lopez & Alvaro Lopez

why-i-love-comics:

Avengers Academy #3 - “Boyfriend in a Coma” (2010)

written by Christos N. Gage
art by Mike McKone & Andrew Hennessy